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E.J.
What could it be?
It is always with them, on them, next to them. It is sometimes more
important or rather irresistible like unconditional movement. It matters more
then a good conversation and a deep look in the eye. It can bring both: Joy and
Sadness. It starches nervous system by constant awaiting
especially when one is in love. Our ears grew longer! Just have a look at
people around you. They look like a combination of cosmic, hobbit, insane and
an elf. Despite different shapes and sizes ears become longer and more
sensitive to vibrations. No plastic surgery can fix it.
The good thing is that we have started to listen to the music again. We
are fond of Bach, Mozart, we tap out foot in the rhythm of
You are always with it, never alone God forbid! Privacy is not longer a
guarded treasure.
You can never say that you are alone with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
It is always there lie by the side of both of you. And don’t lie that you hide
it sometimes to the drawer. I prefer it to be obvious and present instead of
you being writhen in pain. It distracts you but on the other hand might be an
ice-breaker. We have gotten a seventh sense people,
can’t you all see it. It is like a invasion. No
further compromises, everyone is being victimized. Individuals that I could
count on the fingers of my one hand are still trying to oppose. The more time
passes the better arguments they have for possessing that little demon.
Possessing it has become more obvious than eating a breakfast. Every one is
assuming automatically that you have got it if you are a serious person. You
are to be available at any time, always in alert. Statistics shows that since
1998 people’s sleep is shallow and the number of dreams has decrease.
There are more things suddenly that are urgent and necessary. God, how
could we possibly live without it for a long time, what a waste of
opportunities!
Your seventh sense is just like a next bottom in your shirt. In order to
look nice and tight you ought to have it. Isn’t ironic, don’t you think?
And don’t you tell me…yes, yes…you and you there in the corner, don’t
you laugh and say that I’ve got a problem but you can sourly deal with it.
Don’t point and the button and show me how to turn it off every time you wish.
Because every time you switch it off baby you sweet it back on with a beating
heart, hoping that you did not loose a chance for a business or that a rumor
has not passed you by. Just look at yourself carefully when the little devil is
off and for how long is it off indeed? Observe your reactions, measure pulse
and an expression on your face. Ask outsiders to tell you objectively whether
they did not notice some unusual behavior like:
a) biting nails
b) picking nose
c) quite farting
d) increased number of smoked cigars
If it intrigued you or have more
questions or are willing to undergo a test for the LOST PEOPLE, please contact
one of the Nokia engineers who are spending their long ours at work trying to
set you up.
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